brrowed without permission from with no intention of returning.
1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
2. Who are you in love with?
The woman I have not met.
3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
Mmm Yummo! a dandelion!
4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
Only when I press M3 on my Logitech G110.
5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
6. Are you wearing socks right now?
7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
it's a truck.
8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
When I went to moosejaw.
9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
10. Are you hot?
11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
12. What are you wearing right now?
Black short sleeved T-shirt size M, white text "What do you mean WHAT DO I MEAN?"
Black alternative style cargo pants size S with red trim, silver studs, and legs zipped off to become shorts.
Transitions lense glasses, dark brown: un-tinted
13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
I have no car to fuckin' wash.
14. Last food that you ate?
Mein home made chicken noodle soup!
15. Where were you last week at this time?
probably with some goats or something.
16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
17. When is the last time you ran?
Right before I sat down.
18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
Saw some football on the T.V. as I passed through the living room.
19. What is your favorite animal?
KITTY! no... GOAT!... wait... KIDDY (Kid-Goat Kitten-Cat hybrid. Makes milk for to eat.)
20. Your dream vacation?
High polygon or Voxel, 1080p resolution textures at least, fully interactable enviroments, character/item customization.
21. Last person's house you were in?
22. Worst injury you've ever had?
toe... 2 weeks ago almost... frozen water bottle fell on it and busted it... Everyone laughed their asses off when I called in unable to come to work.
23. Have you been in love?
baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more
24. Do you miss anyone right now?
25. Last play you saw?
26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Lure? god no. I spend more time using social filters to even locate a possible companion.
27. What are your plans for tonight?
28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?
LOLOLOLOL MYSOACE IS FOE CASUULZ!
29. Next trip you are going to take?
30. Ever go to camp?
EXNER IS MY BOAT! IT IS A CANOE! IT IS NOT MINE!
31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
The thingy on my wall that Mom hung up seems to say so...
32. What do you want to know about the future?
33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
I am the man your man could smell like.
34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
PROSTATE! FUCK YEAH! actually... no due dates yet.
35. Where is your best friend?
36. How is your best friend?
37. Do you have a tan?
EPIC FARMER TAN! arms darker than a Philipino (yes you, Arvin) and chest pastier than an uncooked cracker!
38. What are you listening to right now?
39. Do you collect anything?
40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
when I yelled "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW! PAY THE COURT FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE!"
then I saw a black pant-leg with a red stripe out of the corner of my eye walking down the stairs in the underpass where I was hangin'
42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
43. What does your last text message say?
"Aaaannnnnd now it works. Success!"
44. Do you like hot sauce?
45. Last time you took a shower?
46. Do you need to do laundry?
I used to before I did it.
47. What is your heritage?
German, Irish, Finnish.
48. Are you someone's best friend?
2 people at least
49. Are you rich?
Heck yes. I budget well so I always have extra moneys savin' up.
50. What were you doing at 12AM last night?
learning about a weight loss thing that was on TV while I was falling asleep. you sprinkle it on your food and it makes you lose weight. I figure it's tapeworm eggs.